You Know You’re a Schmoyer When…
vote for your favorite:
You know you’re a schmoyer when…
~the smell of tuna makes you cringe
~you consider eating-out a privilage (unless you were on living proof)
~you get the suite at pastors confrences
~you have memorized oydessy’s Canada and US mailing adress
~you know what color Eugene’s eyes are
~your mom refers to you as a number
~you consider rasin bran a luxury
~you had to explain what “making milk” means to your friends
~you know what K P stands for
~you groan when you hear “Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah”, no matter who says it
~you use “And How!” in your normal conversation
~you rejoice at 2% milk
and…
~when you live in Minnisota lol
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My two favorite are:
~you had to explain what “making milk” means to your friends
~you have memorized Oydessy’s Canada and US mailing adress
TWO MORE:
… you can’t spell correctly, including the word “adress” from the above example
…you categorize people you’ve never meet as an animal, person from the bible or a character from winnie the pooh and suddenly know everything about them
david on January 6th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
That’s great! lol
– you still can’t eat fish because of the stuff from Iceland.
– anytime you see Tapioca you think of ant larvae.
– You know more about fixing a bike than fixing a car.
– If you’re still uncomfortable walking through MSBC alone in the dark.
– If you’re involved in some sort of ministry.
– If most of your childhood memories include being grounded in your room (or is that just me?)
Tim on January 6th, 2008 at 10:04 pm